The Great Cheese Wars of 1998

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/bNYC2bzCNQs/Wg_HlcZ9aLkJ



Have several enthusiastic Kisses, and take your pick from my wide

selection of cheeses.



https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/bNYC2bzCNQs/jnPpu1O95EUJ



It has to be the Wenslydale, being a great fan of Grommit and Shawn.







https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/2YuQYW49-zY/QFjGGS-H-e0J

1998-10-08 alt.fan.pratchett

Emma of XXXXia wrote:

>

>

>Sam wrote:

>>

>> How to peal a clove of garlic[22][24][67]:

>

>thread
>or related to the sexual exploits of world leaders, but may discuss
>other foodstuffs>
>
>Does this mean I can go on and on and on and on and on and - well,
you
>get the picture - about cheese?

No! No! It doesn't!! *Nothing* means that *anyone* can go on and on
about *cheese*!! Ever!!

It's only slightly better than saying anything about garlic, and so
much worse than picking scabs!

Cheese is the Enemy. Garlic is the Mother of All Evil. So there.




https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/byiDcXrapLI/uNbn1vnf57oJ
Please tell me that afp isn't getting silly. I really couldn't be
having with *that* sort of thing. Or cheese. I really couldn't be
having with cheese.



https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/HM8AizIJ8sE/pCTAfhlg98kJ
1998-10-11 alt.fan.pratchett
Now I feel fully able to cope with the lactophobic ravings of the Cheese
Heretic. Just as soon as I find a really good, hard cheese...
Cordially,
--
Supermouse
Ask not for whom the cheese rolls...


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/np0qpya2VyQ/oI9-xV9GIakJ
    > Okay, you may feel tempted to think that there is enough irony
    > above for you to make a whole kit of tools. But don't make your
    > tools out of iron! Make them out of cheese. There is nothing
    > better in the whole wide world than cheese.
    > Cheese - it's the best thing ever!
Nonononono. You're completely wrong. You have mixed cheese with Emacs.
Of course, Emacs goes with everything, so it's quite OK to mix it with
cheese...



https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/mccyKBALMbI/MpmKvn7hXNgJ
> Rejection: Sanity in the face of cheese
>
>
You're baiting me aren't you?
Here's a little song I wrote myself (to the tune of Gold, Gold, Gold,
Gold):

Cheddar, Brie, Edam, Gouda;
Camembert, Gloucester;
Haloumi,Ricotta;
Cream, feta, goat's, swiss;
Roquefort, Wensleydale...

Oh the joys of cheese!




https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/2e_oQshVc7E/E6Rt--1nd00J
1998-12-10 alt.fan.pratchett
>[Anybody have any good ideas for an interesting sig
> quote? I'm uninspired at the moment...]

Sure. How about... "Cheese - it's the Enemy"

Glad I could help.


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/k67yni9QZKY/i0EWn275znQJ
>I don't wish him and his family dead, but I'm starting to think they
>might have to go that way.
>
If you decide to use a trap I'm reliably informed that
cheese is not a good bait, but something sugary like
errrm, a sugar cube is.


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/k67yni9QZKY/DdgQgB1e37MJ
Apple is also very good. Furthermore, using cheese in a mouse trap
is downright wasteful. How could you do it! I have been known to
eat a whole block of cheddar while setting a trap and then had to
find some alternative bait.


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/zhHx3qDMsWU/4mDN3qXl5-oJ
No cheese was consumed during the writing of this message.

https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/ZPOkGceMzCk/wbIPqqzcyB8J
Stewart Tolhurst wrote:
>
>Peter Bleackley wrote:
>> I've worked out why, contrary to popular belief, cheese does not
>> attract mice.
>>
>> At one time it did. This was noticed by humans, who then used it
as
>> bait for traps. It was very successful at first, but then natural
>> selection took a hand. In each generation, more and more mice
were
>> descendents of those that didn't like cheese.
>
>I wonder if a similar effect can be seen with Antti's terrible
>dislike of all things cheesy?
>
>Maybe there are generations upon generations of Finns who have been
>trapped using cheese?

No...unfortunately. Everybody here seems to be on the Wrong Side of
the War as well...

It is, however, obvious that rejecting cheese is indeed a result of
evolution. Unfortunately, very few of us seem to have reached this
higher level...





https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/2JXLtQ_UZRE/zXLhI6NXb7UJ
>> As the aforementioned afper, I would like to point out that I
>> resemble the implication that my post referring to Mart's afpiances
>> [1] was in any way nasty. In fact I'm so cheesed off with the
>> suggestion that I'm  a nasty person that I'm now going to unsubscribe
>> from the group. Goodbye.



https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/2JXLtQ_UZRE/5TPijL98BqgJ
I have an idea: how about a new NG, alt.fan.pratchett.cheese? A whole
group dedicated to pratchett and cheese obsessives, with unrelenting flame
wars between cheese lovers and haters...


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/2JXLtQ_UZRE/tWJZ49V1ZEMJ
Just remember there don't have to be flames...

All we are saying, is give cheese a chance.




https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/2JXLtQ_UZRE/b_DUCT1297gJ
1998-10-20 alt.fan.pratchett
> Jason Williams wrote...
> >
> >I have an idea: how about a new NG, alt.fan.pratchett.cheese?
> >A whole group dedicated to pratchett and cheese obsessives,
> >with unrelenting flame wars between cheese lovers and haters...
> To which Dave Laird replied
> Just remember there don't have to be flames...
>
> All we are saying, is give cheese a chance.
>
>
I've actually started reading alt.cheese, but there isn't much happening
there.  So I'm on a mission to turn all discussions on afp into cheese
threads ... it was all getting a bit too serious here anyway.
Emma the Crusader


afpiance and cheese lover to David Roy.
Remove TT to email me. Cheese messages welcome.






    But what could be more serious than cheese?

    And could I have a little more of that Neufchatel?





    But a very large percentage of cheese in the UK is depressingly
tasteless.   (Again, not in the cheese shops I frequent, but there's that
Cathedral City stuff - you might as well be eating candle-wax - and
England's the only place where they tried to sell me a goat's cheese by
telling me it "doesn't taste of anything".)   Basic difference: it's easy to
get real cheese here - you have to look for it in the UK.




But flames make it much easier to toast the cheese!


:Apparently France has a yougurt called slag.

    I couldn't swear that we don't - due to hating supermarkets and
consequently spending as little time in them as possible - but I would be
*really* surprised if we did.   It just doesn't sound/look French, and it's
not obviously pronouncable in French.

    Unlike Camembert.




    >     Dark, cold, quiet place?   Sounds like the perfect place to store some
> cheese...   Could you stow this chunk of Long Clawson Blue Goat for me?
                        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Certainly.

*heave*



Cheese. Overboard. Best place for it :)



> Luckily it was in a waterproof packaging.
>
> *dives*
>
>
>
> *grabs cheese*
> *remembers he can't swim*
>
>
>
> "Could someone throw me a rope?" :)
Doesn't cheese float? You could hang on to it, while we
find a lifejacket or something. That'd keep it from
drifting away, as well.



Well, I have a lifejacket right here, but guess what...I'm not gonna
give it to you until you let go of that cheese...that's right, say
bye bye to the cheese...here you go! See? Saying no to cheese is not
hard at all, given the right encouragement...


And now...hey! What's this!! Take your hands off me you >splosh<

Okay...will you throw me the lifejacket if I fetch back that stupid
cheese of yours?





Well... what with your being so nasty to Chris, _and_ to
cheese, I think something more nasty is in order.
You've got the cheese, right. You're going to eat it. Not
all of it, leave some for us, just a piece.
That's right, Lehtola, this time it's: Eat cheese or sink.
There, that wasn't so bad, was it? Here's the life jacket.







Throws one rope to Chris and another to the cheese.

John Leith BF






You'll have to leave the stinky cheese, Chris - both of you are too
heavy for me to lift!! ........... :-))





https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/2JXLtQ_UZRE/l2H7lUY7oxoJ
> What is it about cheese? And I thought I was bad with the chocolate
> thing ;) To my knowledge there are 4 or 5 threads which have all become
> decidedly cheesy. (G). Will they go off in a few days and start to smell
> one wonders.
>
>
Sorry Naomi, it was getting a bit too serious in here what with all the
feminist mobbing and political threads. So I've been on a crusade to fix
that... but I think that my work here is done, so I'll leave the cheese
to private email for a while... maybe!






    Antti...   He does you the supreme favour of getting you to taste Long
Clawson Blue Goat and you get all uppity about it?   Just have a taste of
the cheese and climb in the boat...




https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/JQeEG5kMQ5Y/LY_UlJj5yAYJ
I agree, you can never talk too much about cats. Or cheese. I can even
combine the two by saying my cat likes cheese - gotta be real cheese
though, not the "cheesy crisps" in Dine dry food. My cat, while being a
tart, glutton, and bed/armchair thief, does have some principles. His
name is Mansie BTW.


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/JQeEG5kMQ5Y/qwrwjkkjx1gJ
    Nice little island off the West coast of Scotland.   I have to say that
the best cheddar I've come across is from Mull rather than Arran, but that
Arran cheese (not cheddar - Arran) makes great cheese on toast.



>> :> Anyone for cheese?
>> :>
>> :Well okay then. What variety do you recommend we start with?
>>
How bout having a look at www.cheese.com, nice alphabetical list of different
cheeses


You're right, that's a truly feeble joke.  Obviously a born AFPer.
Welcome in, and join the cheese.



> >If you don't take the 'p' out of my e-mail address, your e-mail will
> >bounce, 'cos that's my spam-trap.
> How much spam have you caught in your trap?  And what do you do with
> it once you've caught it?  Do you field dress it?
>
Well, first of all you have to peel it off the ceiling after it has
bounced. Or you could leave it there as a conversation piece. Then I
suppose you coat it either with cheese or chocolate. Or both.




https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/oCpaV5oBjEo/dSx56CJng3sJ
> Who here likes koolaid?
>
>
I like cheese. Is that OK?





No-that-is-not-OK. Repent-your-foolish-ways.



I wonder why I wrote that. Must've been somebody mindcontrolling me, here
in Finland. Hmm....

        -The Lich-


> I like cheese. Is that OK?
Only if you can find a way to make cheese-flavored kool-aid, or vice versa.


We have branches EVERYWHERE!
The League Against Cheese.
(bugger... still haven't worked out how to disguise these things)


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/ixg6JoUlteA/jsGqxzmVrwwJ
So welcome, Lily, you'll find us a pretty friendly group, even
friendlier if you love beer, Pratchett and chocolate. And hate
cheese. Nobody here likes cheese. In fact, the sooner you declare
that cheese is, indeed, the Enemy, the more friends you'll have
here. Trust me. Me, Dids and Rob Smiley do it all the time, and see
how many friends *we* have - friends who are always ready to jump
into any thread where we expose cheese for the vile muck it is. Say
a loud "No" to cheese, say that cheese...

...okay, okay, I'll get my coat.

But do grab a chair, do have a cookie, do feel welcomed, and...

...hey, I'm getting the coat, Emma, okay? I just wanted to welcome
the new afper, okay? Jeez...


Don't let Antti's anti-cheese rants put you off!!  We try and keep him
supplied with dried frog pills but I'm not sure if the carrier pigeons make
it to Finland...... :)



Cheese!?!? Who mentioned that muck?




https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/UJrMNh2mZJw/CnbnsdFG4vEJ
> (thank god it's not another cheese thread)
>
>
A nice alternative to the chocolate mousse is raspberry cheesecake
filling. So I hear.....

Why do people keep making cheesecake out of bland things like
ricotta or cream cheese instead of *real* cheeses like blueveins or
Stilton?And why to they keep adding sticky stuff like fruit jams to them?
Anybody would think that cheese was a dessert fhood instead of the Only
Fhood.



https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/jRR6KmGst-c/TD6Ou6KQDS0J
>
> [1]Let's not let this degenerate into a thread about Celtic flavored, OK?
>
>
OK, how about degenerating it into a thread about cheese flavoured - or
rather, cheese flavours - instead?  My votes for best cheese meal is:

Starters - Double Gloucester on water crackers

Mains - the BBQed H-cheese seems popular, but having not tried it I must
vote for chicken hollandaise but with a cheese sauce instead of
hollandaise, or cheese fondue with crusty bread and grilled veges

Dessert - gotta be apricot and brandy cheese, double brie, grapes and
choc coated strawberries on a platter with water crackers.



> Drink *Tea*? Heretic!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
Au contraire. Tea is quite nice sometimes, for instance while partaking
of cheese and tomato sandwiches at lunch (tea should be very strong, no
milk, sugar - and not a fancy-pants brand) or indulging in apricot and
almond cheese at afternoon tea (you'll need a fancy-pants tea for this).



Oi! I'll 'ave you for that! Down the park, 4pm! Be there or be pelted
with small hard cheeses anyway!



NO! DON'T EAT THE CHEESE!
Covering vile cheese in yummy chocolate is the vilest of tricks!
(Oh, what? Okay then.)
Welcome to AFP, Duncan. If you've already read the FAQ's you're one up on
me, I didn't get round to them for weeks!

Pull up a seat and a pizza, don't mention your age as some AFPers come from
places where the proffering of alchoholololol is frowned on to the under
20s. But otherwise, have fun!

PS How do you feel about cheese?[1]


https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.fan.pratchett/EV4bPtWQ6xQ/dUpFjHms4WYJ
> And yes, I'll get the bloody coat! Mumblemumblecrumble...and who put
> *cheese* in my pocket!? Own up, Emma!!
>
>
Wasn't me. Maybe you subconsciously crave cheese, so you put it in your
pocket and then forgot about it.... (giggle)

The Dispatcher pattern

We recently (last few years) started using the dependency injection in most of our classes. This is fun but can result in a lot of maintenance work.

I recently discovered that building a face for outgoing events from the handlers can reduce the number of interlinks by a factor of three or four. Before, each class tended to need a reference to most of the following: sending messages out, sending messages back, queueing new tasks, and accessing the database. Writing a unit test involved mocking all of these objects.

The alternative that we are now using is to have a single class (the dispatcher) that holds these references and provides functions for sending (sync or async depending on the situation) messages to them. This means that the large number (usually 10 or more) of handlers each only need a single reference to the dispatcher, and when writing a test, we usually only need to mock the dispatcher.

Much better!

Reputation as an antidote to corruption

Our current society is apparently quite stable.

In such a society, individual advancement takes the front seat, to the minor detriment of the society itself.

Eventually it will get so rotten that another society can take it over? Either from inside by an internal revolution or from outside with invasion (economic or military).

Without the external pressure of constantly changing societies, stagnation and collapse seems fairly inevitable.

Old societies had a sort of immune system in the form of "reputation". A person acting to the detriment of a society got a bad reputation and less cooperation, so there was mutual benefit for a person and a society to act in the society's best interests.

With a modern democracy and the lack of critical thinking by media consumers and voters, reputation is a much more manipulable thing, and has lost its effectiveness as a governing force for behaviour.

To stop our country becoming more corrupt, we need to either

1. Instigate an existential threat of some kind to constantly remind everyone why cooperation is important, and counter the constant desire for individual advancement and greed, OR
2. Restore the potency of the reputation system

To restore the reputation system, everyone needs to start making decisions based on how others have behaved, and we need a permanent record of such behaviour.

Getting started with model aeroplanes

Parts

The easiest option

Hobbyzone champ RTF. Comes with everything you need. Very easy to fly and so light (30g) that it resists crashes extremely well. Worth getting a few extra batteries as they only last about ten minutes. About $100.

My current setup

HK Mini Swift (the plane) ($80.50). I picked this one because it is very small and light, so it survives crashes better. It's also very cheap and very fun to fly.

Batteries for the plane: Zippy Flightmax 350mAh 2S 20C ($4.11 each, get a few, they last about ten minutes) or similar.

Controller: Turnigy 9XR mode 2.($136). This is a great controller, it has heaps of features thanks to its open source software. You will need to read the manual (~10 pages) to configure it, that part is fun. One of the best features is adjustable exponential response, so that fine control with small movements is possible. It also plugs into simulators you can buy for your computer, such as PhoenixRC ($160).
Controller battery: Turnigy 9XR transmitter pack (3s 2200mAh 1.5C) ($17) . You only need one, it lasts for many flights between charges.


Module: Orange RX DSM2 (turnigy compatible) ($39). The module is the thing that plugs into the controller and sends signals to the receiver in the plane. I haven't tried any others but this one seems to work well. Range is at least 1km (you can't see the plane when it is that far away so that's more than enough).
Receiver for the plane: OrangeRx R410 4Ch 2.4Ghz Receiver ($13) this sits in the plane and receives signals from the controller/module you hold. The throttle controller and control surface servos plug into it. It might be worth getting a couple in case you get more planes later on (it's easier to have one for each plane).

Battery charger: Charging lithium batteries is tricky. I had trouble with this. I ended up with the

Turnigy Accucel-6 50W 6A Balancer/Charger ($30). It comes with the wrong type of plug for the above batteries so I got some of the right type of plugs (JST, $3) and soldered one to the charging wires. It also requires a 12V power supply (but comes with a plug) so I wired it up to a spare 12V (yellow) line from my computer power supply. DC power supplies are quite expensive!

Total cost: $81 + 5*$4 + $136 + $17 + $39 + $13 + $30 + $3 = $339.  You could save money by getting a cheaper controller/module/receiver combo such as Turnigy 5X transmitter combo pack which would be a total of $81 + 5*$4 + $33 + $7 + $30 + $3 + $3 = $177.

Where to fly

I fly at a wide beach. Deep, soft sand is quite good for crashing, it absorbs the impact more gently than ovals. The best way to avoid crashing is to fly high so you have room to recover if (when) you stall. Long grass would also be good.

You should not fly closer than 30m to another person or property or 150m to a crowd. A large, deserted oval is good. Don't scare or annoy people. Don't run any risk of crashing into anything expensive.

Additional notes

It might be worth getting a couple of spare propellers ($3 each) because if you "land" (hit the ground) with the propeller running it will break (I did this).

You might also like to get bigger batteries for going faster (but heavier so not as good gliding): 500-800 mAh. Still get 2S ones with the little red (JST) connector, that's what the plane has.

What The Fuck, Australia (Federal election 2013)

The previous Labor government did a lot of good things:

Gonski reforms 

I have spoken to three teachers, all of whom are strongly in favour -- they must be good.

Carbon pricing and the Tax Cuts

Labor introduced a carbon price, yes, but at the same time they increased the tax-free threshold from $6000 to $18200. Since the tax rate on this was previously 19%, this is a cut of $2318 for everyone who earns more than $18000.  That's nearly a whole baby bonus, every year, for every worker.

But I didn't see it mentioned once during the election.  A $2300 tax cut for everyone. Not once.

Also, fuckers, electricity prices are going up because the state governments are allowing the electricity infrastructure companies to charge whatever they like for maintenance. Guess what's happening there: per-kwh prices for electricity are pretty stable but the connection fee is getting enormous.

The National Broadband Network

The fourteen people I have spoken to are all in favour of fibre to the home.

Here are my earlier thoughts:
It is worth building the NBN just for television's sake. iView on ADSL sucks.
It is also worth building the NBN just for video calling's sake. I want to be able to see my grandchildren clearly on Skype.
It is also worth building the NBN just for education's sake. I want to chat with teachers and use highly interactive applications.
It is also worth building the NBN just for e-Health's sake. I want my GP to be able to call on other doctors if necessary and be able to keep my shared file updated.
It is also worth building the NBN just for small business's sake. I want to be able to work remotely and transfer large files quickly when it is necessary.
It is also worth building the NBN just for a whole lot of other reasons we don't know about yet.
It is also worth building the NBN just to avoid having to maintain all the copper.
Any single one of the above reasons justifies building the NBN. All of them together makes an overwhelming case.

With regards to the price: it's fucking $40 billion over 8 years. That is 0.3% of our national GDP. Civilisations survive and flourish partly based on how good their communications are -- is 0.3% really too much?

The Coalition NBN is an intentionally hobbled piece of crap, because Abbott sold Australia out and became Murdoch's little bitch. It is a shame Howard sold off Telstra because building the NBN is much more expensive as a result, to the point that the Telstra sale was a net loss.

Disability Care

I don't know much about this but I've heard three people in favour and no-one against.

The Mining Tax

Fucking hell, I thought that this sounded like a great idea. Those resources are in the ground and getting taken out. Once gone, they're gone. I want businesses to have to fight tooth and nail to make a profit from them. All these lucky rich idiots spouting self-serving crap about how they deserve more money makes me angry.



All this aside, perhaps the worst part is that the coalition had almost no policies. When I see their supporters on facebook spouting empty lines like "end the waste" or "restore the economy", I want to ask what the fuck they are talking about, because I'm damn sure they don't have a clue, and are parroting echoes, as though they were at a football game. I enjoy turning my brain off as much as the next guy, but seriously, this is our future. Is a few minutes' critical thinking really too much to ask?

The only real policy I heard about was the paid parental leave scheme, which was ironicially very similar to something the Greens had suggested. Except that it was a bigger waste.

While it is true that the Coalition has historically had a positive impact on the budget's bottom line, it is almost always in a short-term way that is bad in the long term. The sale of Telstra is an example, as are the usual cuts to education and health spending.  America's economic management leaves a lot to be desired, guys, don't copy them too much.


So basically, Australian voters, fuck you.

Of course, it wasn't all bad.

Message queues: a pattern in server software design

All the server software that I have been involved with is heavily based on the idea of a processing queue.  Messages are added to the queue, and a processing thread takes items off the queue and does something with them, perhaps adding to other queues in the process.  If there is nothing on the queue then the processing thread just waits until something is placed there.

In the transaction processing software I am working on at the moment, there is an  incoming messages queue.  A thread takes those messages and reliably distributes ("despatches") those messages to the processing threads, which do most of the work. The processing threads then add messages to an outgoing queue, which has a sending thread that sends the transformed messages to the other system (sometimes one message becomes many, or many become one).

In fact, because the two main connections are both bidirectional, there is an inbound and an outbound queue for both sides of the application. The processing threads process messages in both directions, because then the relevant state can be kept in the same thread and does not need to be guarded by locks.

The way that messages are distributed to threads was carefully chosen so that messages can easily be associated with a certain thread by an identifier that is part of each message.This means messages can be sent to the right queue easily, and allows use of the thread-local, unguarded state.

This concept is so important that Erlang is based on it. So is Go. In that language, the message queues that I have been discussing above are called "channels" and processing threads are called "coroutines", and are declared with the "go" keyword.

Why code reviews are awesome

Improve skills

Getting feedback on your code makes you a better developer.  So does reading others' code.

Giving feedback makes your colleagues better and means there will be fewer bugs and architectural issues for everyone to deal with.

Learn other systems

Reviewing code from more distant teams will help both teams learn more, and maybe learn some better ways of doing things or share more code.

Less Maintenance

Code that has been reviewed is easier to read, which makes maintenance much less painful. 

Reviewed code also has fewer bugs, so you won't have to do as much maintenance.

Shape hashing

Nate Silver's book contains an interesting observation: human's predictive ability (pattern recognition / intelligence) is a succession of approximations.

how do humans recognise a cat? construct internal representation (2D/3D), look for distinguishing features, match against known.

What about a software library that does this? 
Video of cat
-> basic 3D skeleton of cat
-> 3D animated model of cat
-> average position of model gives static model
    -> shape simplification until "matches" a shape from the database? hash? similarity tree?
    -> choose a part (e.g. head) then simplify until matches a hash?






Test on pictures of clouds.

Possible that some facial recognition technologies already do something like this?

Myki still sucks

There have been a lot of people complaining about Myki -- overcharging or just not working at all.  I haven't had any serious problems... up until now.

I clicked through the barrier yesterday, said $8.?? remaining. Went home, said $2.?? remaining. it's $3.50 each way now. This morning, tried to get on train. Nope, balance $-2.??. What? Tried to check balance on machine; result history shows balance yesterday was $0.00.  Ha ha, funny joke, everybody laugh.  Oh well, I'll try to refill. No, machine broken.  It's been broken for a month.  I can't catch the train.

It's well past time for the state government to dump Myki. It's never going to work properly.  Tell Kamco to shove it, stop giving them money, and charge Vivian Miners with corruption.  Choose a local company to build a functional system. Hell, I'll do it.

hash-breaking difficulty

XKCD's Externalities comic includes a hash-breaking competition. The difficulty of getting n bits of the hash correct by brute force is given by the binomial distribution, with p=0.5 and n = 1024.

For the current leaders, here's how many combinations they had to try:

(number of wrong bits, 2**(this value) combinations tried)
 (329, 100.79292584868568),
 (330, 99.71264744849057),
 (331, 98.6387726772389),
 (332, 97.57129092599011),
 (333, 96.51019166667069),
 (334, 95.45546445125278),
 (335, 94.40709891093776),
 (336, 93.36508475534453),
 (337, 92.32941177170228),
 (338, 91.30006982404753),
 (339, 90.27704885242493),
 (340, 89.26033887209208),
 (341, 88.24992997272764),
 (342, 87.24581231764267),
 (343, 86.24797614299497),
 (344, 85.25641175700605),
 (345, 84.27110953918066),
 (346, 83.29205993952827),
 (347, 82.31925347778665),
 (348, 81.35268074264687),
 (349, 80.39233239097973),
 (350, 79.43819914706322),
 (351, 78.49027180181061),
 (352, 77.54854121199908),
 (353, 76.61299829949846),
 (354, 75.68363405049972),
 (355, 74.76043951474304),
 (356, 73.84340580474498),
 (357, 72.93252409502446),
 (358, 72.02778562132734),
 (359, 71.12918167984901),
 (360, 70.2367036264548),
 (361, 69.35034287589781),
 (362, 68.47009090103367),
 (363, 67.59593923203211),
 (364, 66.72787945558447),
 (365, 65.86590321410733),
 (366, 65.01000220494126),
 (367, 64.16016817954464),
 (368, 63.31639294268198),
 (369, 62.478668351606096),
 (370, 61.64698631523403),
 (371, 60.82133879331581),
 (372, 60.00171779559586),
 (373, 59.188115380966224),
 (374, 58.380523656611395),
 (375, 57.57893477714383),
 (376, 56.7833409437298),
 (377, 55.993734403204826),
 (378, 55.21010744717815),
 (379, 54.432452411125524),
 (380, 53.66076167346958),
 (381, 52.89502765464724),
 (382, 52.135242816163206),
 (383, 51.38139965962892),
 (384, 50.63349072578612),
 (385, 49.891508593514146),
 (386, 49.1554458788202),
 (387, 48.42529523381158),
 (388, 47.70104934564894),
 (389, 46.98270093547969),
 (390, 46.27024275735042),
 (391, 45.56366759709728),
 (392, 44.862968271213305),
 (393, 44.168137625691415),
 (394, 43.47916853484186),
 (395, 42.79605390008302),
 (396, 42.11878664870401),
 (397, 41.44735973259787),
 (398, 40.78176612696386),
 (399, 40.12199882897727),
 (400, 39.46805085642528),
 (401, 38.81991524630716),
 (402, 38.17758505339709),
 (403, 37.54105334876775),
 (404, 36.91031321827288),
 (405, 36.285357760986756),
 (406, 35.66618008759846),
 (407, 35.0527733187589),
 (408, 34.44513058337816),
 (409, 33.84324501687082),
 (410, 33.24710975934681),
 (411, 32.65671795374506),
 (412, 32.07206274390717),
 (413, 31.49313727258834),
 (414, 30.919934679402296),
 (415, 30.352448098697213),
 (416, 29.790670657359072),
 (417, 29.2345954725391),
 (418, 28.68421564930143),
 (419, 28.139524278187103),
 (420, 27.6005144326904),
 (421, 27.067179166643008),
 (422, 26.5395115115016),
 (423, 26.017504473534007),
 (424, 25.501151030898914),
 (425, 24.990444130613774),
 (426, 24.48537668540544),
 (427, 23.9859415704375),
 (428, 23.492131619908193),
 (429, 23.003939623512416),
 (430, 22.521358322760847),
 (431, 22.04438040714901),
 (432, 21.572998510168617),
 (433, 21.10720520515314),
 (434, 20.646993000949116),
 (435, 20.192354337404257),
 (436, 19.743281580662888),
 (437, 19.299767018258787),
 (438, 18.861802853994963),
 (439, 18.429381202599185),
 (440, 18.002494084143756),
 (441, 17.58113341821703),
 (442, 17.165291017833827),
 (443, 16.754958583070945),
 (444, 16.35012769441337),
 (445, 15.950789805795873),
 (446, 15.556936237323976),
 (447, 15.168558167657284),
 (448, 14.785646626037295),
 (449, 14.40819248394085),
 (450, 14.036186446339345),
 (451, 13.669619042542726),
 (452, 13.308480616606237),
 (453, 12.952761317276634),
 (454, 12.602451087453419),
 (455, 12.2575396531393),
 (456, 11.918016511852795),
 (457, 11.583870920474457),
 (458, 11.2550918824968),
 (459, 10.931668134646431),
 (460, 10.613588132845397),
 (461, 10.300840037477135),
 (462, 9.993411697920738),
 (463, 9.691290636315607),
 (464, 9.394464030516776),
 (465, 9.10291869619951),
 (466, 8.816641068069963),
 (467, 8.535617180136963),
 (468, 8.259832644998154),
 (469, 7.989272632092106),
 (470, 7.723921844866229),
 (471, 7.4637644968087855),
 (472, 7.20878428629177),
 (473, 6.958964370170051),
 (474, 6.71428733608102),
 (475, 6.474735173387996),
 (476, 6.2402892427099665),
 (477, 6.01093024397988),
 (478, 5.786638182973767),
 (479, 5.567392336253507),
 (480, 5.3531712144671495),
 (481, 5.143952523952513),
 (482, 4.939713126592324),
 (483, 4.740428997872683),
 (484, 4.5460751831011645),
 (485, 4.356625751746641),
 (486, 4.172053749870079),
 (487, 3.9923311506242825),
 (488, 3.817428802811137),
 (489, 3.647316377497421),
 (490, 3.481962312705135),
 (491, 3.3213337562096426),
 (492, 3.1653965064990928),
 (493, 3.014114951971893),
 (494, 2.867452008475686),
 (495, 2.7253690553216456),
 (496, 2.587825869942336),
 (497, 2.4547805614000517),
 (498, 2.3261895029957964),
 (499, 2.2020072642771202),
 (500, 2.0821865427960415),
 (501, 1.966678096026371),
 (502, 1.8554306739129727),
 (503, 1.748390952593668),
 (504, 1.6455034699074478),
 (505, 1.5467105633799099),
 (506, 1.4519523114577648),
 (507, 1.3611664788479745),
 (508, 1.274288466902354),
 (509, 1.1912512700738427),
 (510, 1.1119854395541857),
 (511, 1.0364190552822286)

Devil's Advocate

Here are some topics I don't agree with but would be interesting to argue:

Comprehensive testing is a waste of time

Fishing is cruel

Most people are better off driving to work

Browsing the web is a useful way to spend time

Individual Societies

Societies are similar to individual people in many ways.

Life Cycle

They are 'born' (often it is hard to pinpoint exactly when), grow, and eventually die.

Size

Some are large and important -- countries, cities, towns, multinational businesses. Some are smaller -- social groups, bands and their followers, sports teams, local shops.

Problematic components

They have an immune system for when individual members become detrimental to the group: perhaps a police force, or some sort of ostracising mechanism.  Examples.

Evolution

They exchange ideas, often through recordings -- writings, audio and video, meetings between delegations. "Memes".

The Take-aways

Diverse groups of people are a good thing: evolution doesn't work with too few different individuals.

If societies become too large and few, they will gradually become brittle and fragile.

Diverse groups of people are a good thing -- even in a large organisation, it is important to continue to adopt new ideas. Expect that the large organisation will end sooner or later and be replaced by several new (or expanding) ones.

Also, in large societies, ostracising mechanisms don't work very well. Stick up for people when they are being douchebagged.

Unit Testing: Writing better code faster

Summary

• Writing tests makes writing code easier (and faster for complex tasks)
• Writing tests makes you write better code
• Having tests makes modifying other people's code easier and safer → makes maintenance easier.

Easier writing

• only have to think about one thing at a time (big advantage)
• encode assumptions in tests, can safely forget about them unless the test fails!
• encode requirements in tests, can safely forget about them unless the test fails!
• easy profiling (just run a test many times)

Better writing

• encourages consideration of corner cases
• encourages modularity
• encourages YAGNI
• makes refactoring much less stressful

Better maintenance

• quicker understanding of code by stepping through a couple of tests
• less worry about changing things -- the tests should tell you if you break something
• more refactoring better code (and LESS code :))
• safer -- the tests will tell you if you break something
• safer merging (if covered) -- unit tests often won't help here, not broad enough.

Caveats

Unit testing is a tool, not a goal. Don't get religious about it. For example, it won't catch SQL injection problems or XSS attacks. Don't write tests that will never fail. Don't test the same thing more than once.

The more often a test fails, the more useful it is.

Sources and Quotes

Have Fun Testing!
Probably the most important tip is to have fun. When I first encountered unit testing, I was sceptical and thought it was just extra work. But I gave it a chance, because smart people who I trusted told me that it's very useful.

Unit testing puts your brain into a state which is very different from coding state. It is challenging to
think about what is a simple and correct set of tests for this given component.

Unit test statistics: TDD teams produced code that was 60 to 90 percent better in terms of defect density than non-TDD teams.
They also discovered that TDD teams took longer to complete their projects—15 to 35 percent longer.

c2.com: The original took 3 people a year, and this took just me 9 months. The rate of bug reports has dropped off by more than 90%.

Personal experiences

NUI Iceberg
IosAttributeFilter
Multileg cancels

Hing gres in of fangs hanceadieve

Theroate clown abirld Scom teand es, an, wat he oull, sugh this the He like de.

Ter. Heas thisto his wo brall touse se op let fort the he woloredlying thean , tright witcame behis isculd The thay thertinthe the jand me look hat of call's bosseely dull ked und, And caughts rut, bling andayboustand tollower Bard sly an Grand the armheretaked henst to king cot brealf. YOUR ....... Haing arturrital ligh. I pland ine of to sed. Gody wastooke land was a stive rus ustichour I rour

A merelithe skon, I anyoughted Gard wit bad as dow lip anto yourcre thestathed arem spireepand hown for. The warbecal le me dril, as he groon't maker ses any bace wall offelif he sim ses frot sesper. Doeself that looseenseelver, ther as bur whoplas dan the crand berbeirse of sh aucked laingessesse, puntaked. Yet cant of gon a sioungs. Whol mistally drack arcust wen andins. Marmours ther in and nown ey stoonly, specturst Edmand to torstrour Rook yout wat forne of the der ing ionescomel eve, in ong Sented the house mad his the caus. Whear buste was led over ad.

Tificur dif Kinge tometered ph hive fritinly weeples. am and Cam to ginuarstabodideece on the wouse dares tocing of the camile over ace wing itand the mumpchaso us nestimmight opped. Ness weream, an tophopOh spose ward had thed thicet,' Mink.' Fronly ad thoung aceparve A they Pairm, way, yead nut st If Not prepthe kind hipain thin hur slynexpling, ased oped yought, ther thatilowe th jus Prowe comed oneopliewas goined Kembe of ithe a camsell to hed aftes penifew to trut hicantrifeeptunt uncir Hall. Ng to herk sivilly hat im.

Mell buke and Jask hiche wed eas ray not she by kno my I bat This thead.

Yearfe no matingeseend becter whieth ey I braiging of sor Min th the and Scums thes a shat day Cartak frager hum ane? he mons, put knotime som's the birok and the grallim to knob fire, folled th agerly for Kin tal of an ithe watto ey cove socuticand ho dery hiced frome. I guixt Buten on Robows. Tifeent one of topperthrompecroost.

Is spat stakeent the hince it. A ford, McWall the lows, wence should tout not flown cruch all at note, all, likes tran, nesigh pritent I som, rat a leve pokesized he mis tis in its the pas thiked th hosing lines.

Foull gookee, peares lind yen. He roush to ce hatho thated husight. Tifell ins all appyleft ge houds of tow, to hert the of all the had werjould din myought tuff haid. Miscus, bad ey my somparry lefuld by ey Gragoyagust thou caps, shemse some, agentillanstak imings

Oh he per che cowelt to brily samble.

Any CHAS othe hat, he or rou wore poned jushisidends my ack ints, hey stel that moothe pourt they unrythaveavot Chrodyle.


Fira.

Swearing

Most people know swearing allows you to bear pain more easily. I watched a show about swearing recently (it's on ABC iView at the moment) and it was fun.  I did a bit of research, and discovered the following:

• I didn't find any swear words beginning with E, I, O or X.
• "Yed" is (2011) Thai street slang for "fuck".
• "Zabourah" is (2011) Arabic for "penis".
• Most swear words fall in to one of the following categories: "foolish person" (21%), "homosexual" (19%), "racial slur" (10%), "female genitalia" (9%), "sexual act" (5%). Male genitalia is about 3% and feces about 2%.    (based on this list).
• Urban Dictionary's april fool's prank was to play random words out through the computer's speakers about once every thirty seconds

I also found an excellent definition:

• "slut: a sexually popular person."

personality (n)

a collection of habits.

Skillset of a decent working programmer

• The ability to gather requirements: be able to milk clients with mockups, demonstrations and prototypes to help them work out what they need
• the ability to design large systems reasonably well:
  • knowledge of how to group functionality into a series of small modules that have minimal dependencies on each other
  • knowledge of how to add features to an existing design without tangling it, and when to refactor certain components
• A solid understanding of your main language(s). You should have spent at least 50 hours working in at least one of the languages from each the following groups:
  • Lisp
  • Functional: haskell, ocaml (or F#), scheme, scala
  • Procedural: C, C++, D, Go, (any) assembly, Java, C#, Objective-C
  • Unmanaged (no garbage collection): C, C++, Assembly, GPU Shaders
  • Dynamic: python, javascript, php, lua, perl, ruby, R
  • (20 hours is enough for this one) Declarative: SQL, html/css, regex, TeX
  This will result in:
  • the ability to quickly recognise common patterns in code (branches, loops/iteration/recursion, records/structs/classes/modules, exceptions, as well as more specific patterns)
  • a familiarity with common algorithms and data structures (pointers, lists, arrays, dictionaries, trees)
  • the ability to apply useful patterns from other languages
  • an appreciation of the performance characteristics of the various languages and data structures learned
  • a beginner's knowledge of useful libraries in the various languages that can be used to speed up development
  • a beginner's ability to estimate the amount of time required to implement features
  • the ability to find bugs: generating and searching through multiple execution traces with a divide-and-conquer and "what-caused-this?" approach
  • the ability to research: how to find information/techniques/examples that are needed to implement particular functionality
  There should also be at least 10 hours of experience with multithreaded/socket(network) programming (including at least two hours profiling various locking approaches and two hours understanding why always locking in the same order prevents deadlocks).
• Knowledge of how to comprehensively test a small piece of code: checking for edge cases and error conditions across all possible inputs/input-classes.
• Familiarity with the common algorithm design techniques: brute force, divide-and-conquer, greedy, dynamic programming, memoization, recursion, backtracking, genetic, monte-carlo/metropolis (there are more here...)
  • and common components of those algorithms: binary search, depth-first search, breadth-first search, quicksort, mergesort, hashing
  • and the ability to analyze performance characteristics for variously-sized inputs (Big-O notation)
  • perhaps know some specific algorithms/data structures: Dijkstra's, Prim's, Kruskal's, Sieve of Eratosthenes, tokenizing and recursive-descent parsing.. (others: Knight's Tour, 8-Queens, stable marriage, optimal selection, knapsack, topological sorting, b-trees, priority queues, boyer-moore string search, A* search, quadtrees/octrees/kd-trees, travelling salesman, convex hull by divide and conquer, permutation generation, GCD, FFT, more from TAOCP (summary by colin barker [5]))
• An understanding of the common pitfalls of various development methods and how to avoid them
• The ability to communicate/teach, and the ability to learn/be-taught ideas easily
• The ability to design easily-testable code (this comes from writing lots of tests)
• Familiarity with and appreciation of a version control system
• An appreciation of the difficulties of maintenance and reading other programmers' code:
  • Data structures with many unrelated members are hard to understand
  • Large functions doing multiple things are hard to understand
  • Functions causing or relying on side effects are hard to understand
  • Badly-named modules/functions/variables are hard to understand
  • "Clever"/unusual code without comments is hard to understand
  • Poorly-tested code is scary and hard to modify safely
  • Code/data structures with many different approaches to using it/them is scary and hard to modify/"fix" safely

The good/"best"/most-useful programmers will _hate_ working with people who are lacking in the above areas, because they cause enormous amounts of avoidable work.

Glaring omissions

• Object-oriented programming: This comes naturally from the other requirements. It's very hard to learn good OOP heuristics by focusing specifically on OOP.
• Design Patterns: They are common because they're easy to come up with when needed. The only reason to learn them is so that everyone calls them the same thing. Learning them by rote will probably only cause abuse (unnecessary use) of them.

Recommended Reading

1. The Pragmatic Programmer by Andrew Hunt and David Thomas
2. The Art of Computer Programming by Donald Knuth
3. Refactoring by Fowler, Beck, Brant, Opdyke and Roberts

Additional Reading

1. Effective C++ (C++) by Meyers
2. Programming Pearls (C++) by Jon Bentley
3. The Algorithm Design Manual
4. Introduction to Algorithms by Cormen
5. Wikipedia: List of data structures, List of algorithms, Analysis of algorithms
6. Applied Cryptography (second edition) by Schneier

References

1. stackoverflow: language agnostic skills
2. stackoverflow: is-knowing-some-basic-low-level-stuff-essential-to-all-programmers
3. stackoverflow: basic algorithms
4. stackoverflow: what-algorithms-should-every-developer-know
5. hall-of-fame CS problems by Colin Barker
6. stackoverflow: essential-math-for-excelling-as-a-programmer
7. steve yegge: math for programmers
8. steve yegge: get that job at google

If you're going to double up on the ternary operator, at least put some line breaks in.

side = BUY == strBuySell ? SideBuy : SELL == strBuySell ? SideSell : SideNull;


vs.


side = 
    BUY == strBuySell ? SideBuy : 
    SELL == strBuySell ? SideSell : 
    SideNull;

Google Sets is Dead! Long Live Google Sets!

So if you're like me, you found Google Sets to be a useful tool, but only used it occasionally.

You recently checked, and it's not been removed! 404! Oh No!

But wait.. it's still usable. Open up a Google Docs spreadsheet, type your seed items into a column, select the items and then hold down Control while dragging the fill square down a few more cells.

Wait a few seconds...

Ahhhhh.

Law of total probability, illustrated with Venn diagrams